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It’s shark, not sharp! Get it right.
For musicians who live on the edge of the key signature, and maybe also the ocean. If you’ve ever played a note so wrong it circled back to genius, this tee is for you. Also suitable for marine biologists with perfect pitch.
🎵 Musical nonsense? Check.
🦈 Shark drama? Obviously.
👕 Soft cotton comfort? Heck yes.
💥 Warning: May cause bandmates to ask “what the hell is on your shirt”
🧵 Details you probably won’t read but here they are anyway:
White is 100% ring-spun cotton (aka snuggly AND rebellious)
Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (to survive both musical mistakes and shark attacks)
Quarter-turned body to avoid a crease down the middle, because we hate creased shirts more than we hate being out of tune
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Printed in Canada 🇨🇦 because that’s how we roll
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
🎵 Fit tip: This tee has a relaxed cut — great for jamming, lounging, or layering. Size down for a slimmer or more fitted shape.
🌱 Made just for you
This t-shirt is printed when you order it — to reduce waste, overproduction, and keep each piece intentional. Thank you for choosing something meaningful.
Sharp, flat, DANGEROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
$29.99 CAD
For musicians who live on the edge of the key signature, and maybe also the ocean. If you’ve ever played a note so wrong it circled back to genius, this tee is for you. Also suitable for marine biologists with perfect pitch.
🎵 Musical nonsense? Check.
🦈 Shark drama? Obviously.
👕 Soft cotton comfort? Heck yes.
💥 Warning: May cause bandmates to ask “what the hell is on your shirt”
🧵 Details you probably won’t read but here they are anyway:
White is 100% ring-spun cotton (aka snuggly AND rebellious)
Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (to survive both musical mistakes and shark attacks)
Quarter-turned body to avoid a crease down the middle, because we hate creased shirts more than we hate being out of tune
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Printed in Canada 🇨🇦 because that’s how we roll
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
🎵 Fit tip: This tee has a relaxed cut — great for jamming, lounging, or layering. Size down for a slimmer or more fitted shape.
🌱 Made just for you
This t-shirt is printed when you order it — to reduce waste, overproduction, and keep each piece intentional. Thank you for choosing something meaningful.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
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