Roarmonizing Hoodie

🦕 Warm. Comfy. Harmonized.

Whether you're actually harmonizing, fake-roaring in the kitchen, or just hiding from life in a blanket of cotton-poly love, this is your new go-to.
Bonus: it works even if you're tone-deaf. Or extinct.

🧵 What it’s made of:
50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester
Soft air-jet spun yarn that won’t pill like a triceratops tantrum
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease
Front pouch pocket = snack storage or hand sanctuary
Printed in Canada
Blank sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador

🎵 Fit tip: Relaxed cut: great for jamming, lounging, or layering. Size down for a slimmer or more fitted shape.

🦖 Made for you, one roar at a time
Printed only when you order; no waste, no stockpiling.
Thanks for choosing a hoodie that’s part warm hug, part musical fossil joke.

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